Showing posts with label airport. Show all posts
Showing posts with label airport. Show all posts

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Day 28: Dobject's Airport

Always an air about airports;
axels and Apples,
arrows and affluences,
American Appeal,
and airport art.
and aswarm about aisles
are attendees all appearances
and across all acres
asking about asking
and accidentally ambling about.
And an airport asks:
always abiding about America,
always articulate about American, adieu.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Day 14: Lobject's Airport

Public Service Announcement
Don’t follow the signs to the train if you have a stroller. They will not lead you to the elevator and are meant to throw you off. It’s mean, really, especially when you have thirty minutes to get from terminal A to terminal D and escalators are the direct route.
If you see someone in a wheelchair being led by an ATL staff member, that’s your best bet by far. You’ve hit airport bingo and must, at all costs, follow the wheelchair. This should be easy to do if not underestimated. Note: Do not search out a wheelchair and stalk it; this is creepy and counterproductive. You need a wheelchair going in the direction of the train for this strategy to be effective.
A long line of strollers and wheelchairs will serve as your arrow towards the elevator. The elevator holds one wheelchair and one stroller or three strollers as long as the dads don’t ride. They can help you onto the elevator, find the escalator, and be at the elevator when it opens up. We are not at an amusement park. The only thing happening quickly is boarding at gate D-28.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Day 14: Pobject's Airport

Airports have their own economies, their own rites of passage and rules of engagement.

Chicago
“This might sound like a strange question,” I began. She interrupted me.
“No, I’m sure it’s not,” she assured me.
“That kind of day?”
“That’s just how it is here.” Crazy life at the Concourse K Sunglass Hut?
“Well, I wanted to ask you if several months ago you got a poem…”
“Oh my God, that was you? Let me give you a hug!”

Detroit
“All right, that’ll be $3.98…whoa…did you scan your card?”
“No. I don’t know what happened.”
“Hmmm.”
“Maybe that last guy’s card is still keyed in?”
“I guess. Um…whoops?”
I still needed to break a twenty to give my friend gas money once I got back to Asheville.
“I can’t just open the drawer. Sorry.”
“It’s all right, I’ll just get a pack of gum.”

 
Helena
“It’s a toy.”
“But it’s shaped like a gun. We’re going to have to get it in your checked luggage.”
“But it’s obviously a toy.”
We were already running late and the airline had made several boarding announcements. They were insistent.
“Jesus Christ…”
I hope that Eric appreciated his goddamned Chicken Chucker.


Houston
“I really appreciate all that you’re doing for me. You have no idea what I went through to get on that last flight.”

She stayed an hour after her shift had ended to make sure I’d have a seat on the first flight to Laredo the next morning.

The shuttle ride from the airport to the cheap motel they’d arranged for those of us who’d been bumped was quiet and dark. The check-in at the motel was kind but cold and methodical. “We’re going to process you all in two lines. Once we’re done at the desk our restaurant will still be able to accommodate your meal vouchers. We can get you all some toiletries for tonight if you need them, combs, shaving gel, toothpaste. Just let us know.”

I slept poorly that night.

Eight hours later I was in the air again, nothing but the sky.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Day 9: Airport


Take offs and landings

I had a dream
I was being carried
On the back of a thousand
Silver birds.
They carried me to this place
Without a single word,
And it sounded like
This.