Showing posts with label That Guy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label That Guy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Day 29: That guy


“Milk and cookies!... You would think there would be more debauchery going on back stage at a rock show, right?!”

Chris Scruggs smiled with ease but a hint of folk legend swagger.  We were caught off balance, just leaving one heaven of M. Ward’s show.  Chris entered the silver-door bused threshold and quickly returned with a milk carton on hand.  “We even have brownies.” 

The words he spoke seemed as if they belong to an apple-cheeked schoolboy, and while his cheeks were appled, he had just played bass for one of the most amazing, seated events I could have ever witnessed. 

There wasn’t an opening act, and one wasn’t needed.  The heartbeat bass opened, begging to be broken by M.’s rumpled voice and salt and pepper hair:  

Don’t they love you in mysterious ways?

Chris’s haircut could have passed for a Beatle but seemed off pitch next to today’s, high fi, FM sound.   His smile was almost off-putting as his gleamed so sweetly; my more cynical side almost wished it cavities.  But I wouldn’t bother, assuming there were as many multi-colored toothbrushes, toothpastes and floss cases on that tour bus as there were band members.  I imagined them, lined up at the mirror checking their gums lines and

Yea, you say that was then and this is now.  Put a dollar in the machine and you’ll remember how…”

His mention of milk and cookies wasn’t but felt inviting.  His image seemed to echo a cleansed self – one who put all of his faith in the lifted, but suffered all of his faith when they failed.  His heart still beating - stronger than a heavy metal bullet…  He started to evolve into a cartoon character.

“I know when everything feels wrong.  I got some hard, hard proof in this song.  Although when everything feels right…  Some lucky night. 

We had happened to exit through the right door.  A happy accident.  How often does this actually happen?  I don’t remember whose idea it was, but I know it wasn’t mine.  I want to contribute it to both Steph and Will.  As we walked out through this odd exit – positioned close to the stage and away from the crowd – we were greeted by a grand, mammoth tour bus.  The only time this could be a good sign is in a “hold me closer tiny dancer,” Almost Famous kind of situation. 

You say the money just aint what it used to be… and, man how we use to tear apart this town.  Put a dollar into the machine, and we’ll remember how. 

Chris led us to a small group and the venue’s back door.  As there were a few people gathered around, there was enough time for us to observe how M. reacted to different approaches.  Rules or guideline began to take shape in my mind:  No pictures.  He is friendly but painfully introverted, not in an obnoxious ‘I feel like I am famous’ obnoxious kind of way.  Approach him with a smile but let him initiate the interaction.

By that point, he had put on his thick-framed glasses.  They may have passed as a ‘hipster accessory’ except he didn’t wear them on stage or with such bravado.  He seemed less like the a-dork-able black-rimmed caricature and more like Buddy Holly. 

I know when everything feels wrong… I got some hard, hard proof in this song.  I’ll know when everything feels right… some lonesome night. 


Saturday, June 29, 2013

Day 26: Dobject's That Guy

Q: Who is “That guy”?

A:  That Guy: A Moste Indyspuetable Hisetorye Accordyng To Th’ Myrriam Webstare Collegyiate Dictionarye

That guy.

The person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood, from the situation [as a] guy.

The person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood, from the situation; the kind or thing specified as follows [as related to] a gross effigy of Guy Fawkes paraded and burned in England on Guy Fawkes Day; a person of grotesque appearance.

The individual human being, matter of concern, or transcendent entity that is a real pattern of which existing things are imperfect representations pointed out or thus pointed to, or cited or called attention to, or fully apprehended from the set of circumstances in which one finds oneself  [as related to] a glaringly noticeable image or representation of Guy Fawkes pompously shown and consumed in fuel and thus given off heat, light and, gasses in England on Guy Fawkes Day.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Day 16: Lobject’s "That" Guy/Girl

That Girl

who wants to be
that girl?
the girl who struts a string bikini and red lipstick
and turns her nose up at a smile
the girl who says call me but never answers the girl
who posts pictures of herself in bathroom

stalls the girl who doesn’t tell her parents she loves
them in public who wants to be the girl who sings only
in the shower and orders salads
because burgers aren’t diet who wants

to be that girl who falls for that guy
who falls for every girl every
day with the same line
who wants to be that girl who doesn’t
have a date Saturday night and drinks
on the couch alone
watching lifetime who wants to be that

girl who washes her hair with beer soaks her feet
in mouthwash and vinegar thinking it’ll make her prettier
who wants to be that girl who takes in every stray cat
that girl with part-time
courage and all-the-time sadness

who wants to be
that girl

who never has an umbrella on rainy days
who blames bad genes for frizzy hair but won’t check
weather who wants to be that girl who thinks
Brown Eyed Girl was written about her who wants to be
that girl

who watches the same movie over
and over reciting the lines until she believe it’s her life
who wants to be that girl who doesn’t have courage to follow
her dreams and stays still in the same hometown
same rundown life her parents own who

wants to be that girl who never says no
who wants to be that girl who walks down the aisle
without her father that girl marrying that guy
who says she’s worthless don’t deserve him

who wants to be that girl who watches life
through windows who wants to be

that girl?  

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Day 1: Pobject's That Guy

who wants to be
that guy?
the guy who
wears his too-tight Speedo at the poolside with a Budweiser in both hands
the guy who takes up the whole sidewalk when he could take
one step left or one step right the guy
who doesn’t put the toilet seat

down the guy who drunk shouts at the stage with
every beat the guy who sits on the same side
of the booth as his girlfriend and sometimes even
cuts her food for her
the guy who
knows the words to every Journey song the guy

who at the traffic light pounds an invisible drum kit
the guy who wears a fanny pack a pair of Chacos
with black socks on

the guy who stares at the tops of skyscrapers
and holds his downtown map
the wrong way up
the guy who doesn’t wonder who is watching
it doesn’t matter anyway

that guy

the guy who weeps at the Lincoln Memorial the guy
who shivers when he sees a summer sky
who loves to ride the subway the guy who
saves spiders from the drain

the guy who
doubts
the guy who gets married and divorced and
lies awake at night and wonders
who will be there
when he dies the guy

who falls on his sword
when he isn’t pushed the guy who

bends his back to break the rain

the guy who reinvents
himself and says to himself
there’s always time the guy who makes
time and makes more time and makes more time still
until there is enough

for everyone

that guy
who wants to be that guy

who wants to be that guy?